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Eight Bottles of Water

Stay hydrated for health and weight daily drink bottles of water around eight Help stay off hunger and keep you slim but you better keep a nightlight when The urge will surge for a liquid purge up all night to pee, sleeping a memory Up again to that porcelain bowl all night get up to go go go Eight bottles of water, water Eight bottles of water, water You'll lose weight by drinking eight by going and going as the night escapes The day to sleepy to even eat lose some weight and vow to keep Don't forget and remember why drink eight bottles of water aye aye aye Eight bottles of water, water Eight bottles of water, water You'll lose weight by drinking eight by going and going as the night escapes

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Date: 7/3/2022 7:16:00 PM
Ha, ha! I already get up at night every 75 minutes without drinking even one bottle of H2O a day. Imagine if I drank eight bottles! I'd be dribbling all the way to the can, man! Ha, ha!
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Date: 6/19/2022 8:51:00 AM
My dear Fritz, eight glasses a day is more than I could stomach. I'm already getting up twice during the night. I suppliment with two or three sodas a day, which my doctor abhors, but I seem to be doing okay. Am I to think you'll "continuously" lose weight until you are down to zero???
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