Eating With Bigfoot
~CLOSE Encounter~
"AIEeeeeeeeeeee...."
"What? What are you yelping about?"
"Get off my foot, man!
You big dumbbell!"
"Boo-hoo, hooooo,
Cry, baby, cry! It's
only my foot on yours!"
"Yeah, but a BIG FOOT!
Like an elephant! Get Off!!"
"Aww...all right!"
"Phew! Haaaa..."
"Ahem! What are you doing?"
"Plucking a pair of pears, why?"
"Those are NOT pears!"
"Yuck! Ick!! Oops!!! Sorry!
Can you lift me up, please?
I want to pick a couple from the tree,
I am hungry."
Wham! A deer is stunned
to death with a back slap.
"Here..."
"Ugh!! Thanks, but we don't eat raw meat."
"Men!"
"BIG FOOT" Contest by SKAT A
Copyright © Abdul Malik | Year Posted 2015
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