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Eating With Bigfoot

~CLOSE Encounter~ "AIEeeeeeeeeeee...." "What? What are you yelping about?" "Get off my foot, man! You big dumbbell!" "Boo-hoo, hooooo, Cry, baby, cry! It's only my foot on yours!" "Yeah, but a BIG FOOT! Like an elephant! Get Off!!" "Aww...all right!" "Phew! Haaaa..." "Ahem! What are you doing?" "Plucking a pair of pears, why?" "Those are NOT pears!" "Yuck! Ick!! Oops!!! Sorry! Can you lift me up, please? I want to pick a couple from the tree, I am hungry." Wham! A deer is stunned to death with a back slap. "Here..." "Ugh!! Thanks, but we don't eat raw meat." "Men!" "BIG FOOT" Contest by SKAT A

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Date: 5/8/2015 1:41:00 PM
Abdul, thank you for supporting the BigFoot Contest. I had fun sponsoring and hosting this contest theme. Stop by the big foot blog. Under my sissy's Skat blog, titled "Welcome to Poetry Soup's Big Foot Tour." Enjoy the pics if you'd like. Congrats to you, Congrats to all on the list. BigFoot ~A Poet Destroyers contest~ Always & forever <3 LINDA<3
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Date: 5/8/2015 12:44:00 PM
Abdul, Congratulations on the bigfoot contest. Judged by Poet Destroyer (aka LINDA) ....... SKAT love
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Date: 5/8/2015 12:40:00 PM
Congrats on your winning work..Sara
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Date: 4/27/2015 1:45:00 PM
Abdul, you penned a funny one for the contest, mine was so serious, but I like the humour, best of luck, and thanks for visiting my poem, love hurts
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Date: 4/26/2015 3:36:00 PM
love your take on the theme great humour good luck in the contest:-) Hugs Jan xx
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