Eat, Drink, and Be Merry

Oreos with chocolate chips Potato sticks with onion dip Drip the cheese all over those fries Three scoops of ice cream and apple pie Frito-lay corn chips beside a guacamole-filled bowl Don't forget those Boston-creme doughnut...holes And how about all the candies and the chocolate cake Something's got to give you a slight stomach ache These are merely appetizers, of course Now it's time for the game, to eat like a horse First comes the turkey, with stuffing and butttered yams Along with sides of potato fritters and honey-glazed ham Throw in a few sirloin steaks with sauteed onions, hot off the grill A Reuben sandwich with sauerkraut'll give your taste buds a thrill Now -- how foolish of me! -- I've forgotten the drinks Left them in a cooler under the kitchen sink ... So let's down a few maragaritas and some imported red wine Y'all leave some room for beer chasers --- in a mug or a stein Yes, fans, it's under two months till Super Bowl Sunday Better start dieting now, so you'll still fit in your undies!