Eat By the Rules

Matzo pasta does not have noodles Kosher for Passover has rules by the oodles Even your collie or poodle has to abide by these rudles And eat leaven-free treats --- not exactly apple strudel At first it's not bad, I mean life without bread After four or five days, though, you're out of your head It's not just bread, after all, it's pizza and crackers and beer What you wouldn't give for a cookie, just a bite, just a smear So now we're all counting the days: four, three, two, one We just cannot wait until all these restrictions are gone And we get back to normal...order a pizza dripping with cheese Just hold the sausage, of course; that's not kosher either, please