Eagles

I watched the Eagles win a Super Bowl So I screamed break out the band But then I found I was in Disney World In a place called Fantasy Land I got tickets for the next game They were playing Arizona at home I thought they should beat Arizona But they couldn't even beat the Cardinals from Rome Then I asked the coach about quick counts And how come a long count is never used He said if the count is over three The whole damn line gets confused I lay out my game jersey on Sunday After church I get myself dressed I swear this game will be different But after the National anthem I get depressed They set a goal to finish sixth they said It was a team decision The coach didn't have the heart to tell them There's only four teams in their division The N F L is fun to watch but I've always been an Eagle Fan I'm cheering for a team that can't Count the scoops in raisin bran. Frustration setting in as I watch so called "Pros".