Dry Your Eyes

No pity, please
  for the oft-maligned onion

It single-handedly brought tears
  to the eyes of Paul Bunyan
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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James Avatar
December 1, 2020 at 2:41 PM
They say if you put a spoon in your mouth while chopping onions suppose to stop the tears, seen people do it on tv but not seen it work once, did make me smile though lol, Emilia : )
Wolf Avatar
December 1, 2020 at 3:18 PM
Ha, ha! I chew gum, which usually dramatically diminishes the onion's strength... usually... :) gw
Ruwindi Avatar
November 30, 2020 at 6:20 PM
When my mom cuts onions in the kitchen I once cried in the dining room! Lol! Great poem!
Wolf Avatar
November 30, 2020 at 7:17 PM
Sounds like the 'domino effect' + social distancing. lol. Thanks, Kaveesha. Peace and Serenity, Gershon
Jayasankar Avatar
November 30, 2020 at 9:41 AM
Lol.... I cut onions daily...and cry.... our Indian food mostly we use it.. Have a great day Gershon. Best regards ~ Ani
Wolf Avatar
November 30, 2020 at 4:59 PM
Thanks, Ani. I cut the onions, but I don't cry. My secret? -- I chew gum. Works for me. :) gw
Buehler Avatar
November 29, 2020 at 9:25 PM
My son hates onions, but I love them, though I've cried countless tears. :0
Buehler Avatar
December 4, 2020 at 8:01 AM
Oh, no! You really had me going there. :0
Wolf Avatar
November 30, 2020 at 4:57 PM
Shed no more tears. There's now an 'onion-less onion' on the market. Tastes like the real thing... ha, ha. ~ Just dreaming. ~ gw
Faulkner Avatar
November 29, 2020 at 7:15 PM
I don't even like the taste of onions, let alone chopping them up, so I stay away from them in general...
Wolf Avatar
November 30, 2020 at 4:55 PM
Just add a bag or two of sugar. You won't taste the onions at all. lol. Happy Monday, Michelle! :) gw
Rodrigues Avatar
November 29, 2020 at 6:59 PM
LOL...that lying onion.
Wolf Avatar
November 30, 2020 at 4:52 PM
Just can't stand those 'lying onions!' lol. :) gw
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