Drunk Santa

Half on, half off, there Santa lay from partying all night on Christmas Eve Mrs. Claus spiked the eggnog with his favorite drink, bourbon Then he danced on the decorated tables, ate too many Christmas cookies played too many reindeer games and went too low on Limbo Finally, he fell out on the floor. All the tipsy green elves helped Santa into bed within a hour, the alarm rings and his big hands, hit the snooze button Mrs. Clause, with blood shot eyes, helps smashed Santa, get out of bed and pushes him in the sleigh, and told Rudolph to lead the way. Santa hits the snooze button 12/16/18