Drunk Santa
Half on, half off, there Santa lay
from partying all night on Christmas Eve
Mrs. Claus spiked the eggnog with his favorite drink, bourbon
Then he danced on the decorated tables, ate too many Christmas cookies
played too many reindeer games and went too low on Limbo
Finally, he fell out on the floor.
All the tipsy green elves helped Santa into bed
within a hour, the alarm rings and his big hands, hit the snooze button
Mrs. Clause, with blood shot eyes, helps smashed Santa, get out of bed
and pushes him in the sleigh, and told Rudolph to lead the way.
Santa hits the snooze button 12/16/18
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