Terry Flood Poet Rhyme

Drip

Drip!
I can’t tell you what I don’t know
Drip!
This is not the way to go
Drip!
I swear to you I wouldn’t lie
Drip!
Surely you won’t let me die
Drip!
This situation is absurd 
Drip!
Can’t you please just take my word
Drip!
Untie me please, I’m not your man
Drip!
But I will tell you all I can
Drip!
I think perhaps you’re just obsessive
Drip!
This water torture seems excessive
Drip!
Okay, okay, I’ll take the pulpit
Drip!
And I’ll confess that I’m the culprit 
Drip!
I’m sorry that I made you frown 
Drip!
I should have put the loo seat down!

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Lindsay Laurie November 30, 2021 at 2:56 PM Hello Terry ... time to retaliate. Why isn't the toilet seat put up for a man's convenience. A losing argument I guess Terry - Lindsay Terry Flood November 30, 2021 at 3:10 PM My view entirely. Thanks, Lindsay. Terry

Deb M November 28, 2021 at 2:57 AM Very funny and very clever Terry. Enjoyed. Debx Terry Flood November 28, 2021 at 2:41 PM Glad you enjoyed, Deb. Terry

L Milton Hankins November 27, 2021 at 7:49 PM LMAO!!!! This is so funny, and I didn't see where it was going, but it was the perfect ending. I'm still LMAO!!! Terry Flood November 28, 2021 at 2:41 PM Thanks Milt. Having trouble finding my funny at the mo. Writing stuff and binning it or sitting on it undecided. Took a chance on this one, so I’m glad you enjoyed. Hope you had a good holiday. Terry