Drip

Drip! I can’t tell you what I don’t know Drip! This is not the way to go Drip! I swear to you I wouldn’t lie Drip! Surely you won’t let me die Drip! This situation is absurd Drip! Can’t you please just take my word Drip! Untie me please, I’m not your man Drip! But I will tell you all I can Drip! I think perhaps you’re just obsessive Drip! This water torture seems excessive Drip! Okay, okay, I’ll take the pulpit Drip! And I’ll confess that I’m the culprit Drip! I’m sorry that I made you frown Drip! I should have put the loo seat down!

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 11/30/2021 2:56:00 PM

Hello Terry ... time to retaliate. Why isn't the toilet seat put up for a man's convenience. A losing argument I guess Terry - Lindsay

Terry Flood
Date: 11/30/2021 3:10:00 PM

My view entirely. Thanks, Lindsay. Terry

Deb M

Date: 11/28/2021 2:57:00 AM

Very funny and very clever Terry. Enjoyed. Debx

Terry Flood
Date: 11/28/2021 2:41:00 PM

Glad you enjoyed, Deb. Terry

L Milton Hankins

Date: 11/27/2021 7:49:00 PM

LMAO!!!! This is so funny, and I didn't see where it was going, but it was the perfect ending. I'm still LMAO!!!

Terry Flood
Date: 11/28/2021 2:41:00 PM

Thanks Milt. Having trouble finding my funny at the mo. Writing stuff and binning it or sitting on it undecided. Took a chance on this one, so I’m glad you enjoyed. Hope you had a good holiday. Terry