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Drinking Footles For Fun

He’s here
Cold beer

Ten beers
Droop fears…

Effects .....
No sex

In bed
Sore head

Just tea
For me

Wee time
Divine

Jan Allison
18th August 2014

drinkhumorousfootle

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Dr. Upma A. Sharma

August 19, 2014 at 8:56 AM

Amazing n witty Jan ! Seems u r having real fun!

Jan Allison

August 19, 2014 at 8:58 AM

just done some baby ones now LOL:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Sara Kendrick

August 19, 2014 at 7:12 AM

Creative way to go with this work..I am glad that I chose it to read today..Yes, alcohol can be an enemy that leads one into trouble..Thanks for your visit to my page..Sara

Jan Allison

August 19, 2014 at 7:13 AM

Thanks for dropping by Sara - am having fun with these short poems - just posted some more! Hugs jan xxx

Carolyn Devonshire

August 19, 2014 at 2:17 AM

LOL These are so clever. (And it's true that alcohol impairs a man's ability to enjoy sex. Aren't you glad it doesn't affect women that way?) Had a great laugh reading these and wish you success in the footle contest. Love, Carolyn

Jan Allison

August 19, 2014 at 3:07 AM

... I wouldn't know Carolyn I am almost tee total sadly alcohol makes you lose your inhibitions so I guess you may end up doing something you later regret:-( Hugs jan xxx

Richard Nnoli

August 18, 2014 at 4:50 PM

Short words with lots of sence, nice one Richard love this write somuch

Jan Allison

August 18, 2014 at 4:54 PM

they are such fun to write Richard - have written 3 lots tonight! Hugs jan xxx Give it a go!

Andrea Dietrich

August 18, 2014 at 4:27 PM

the last one is not perfect rhyme. but who cares? it is close enough. these are really cool, Jan. Let me go see fornication now. ahhaha

Jan Allison

August 18, 2014 at 4:54 PM

have altered the last one now Andrea - its a little better

Jan Allison

August 18, 2014 at 4:29 PM

Noooo its for the contest! Hugs jan xxx

Casarah Nance

August 18, 2014 at 12:26 PM

HAHAHAHA bravo!!! I love it! You're wit..That's it!!! well done.

Jan Allison

August 18, 2014 at 12:30 PM

LOL Casarah think I'm stopping for the day posted 6 poems - am busy with mum and the memory clinic tomorrow - hope i don't forget to go to the appointment:-( Hugs Jan xxx

J. R. Corbin

August 18, 2014 at 12:25 PM

LOL! Jan, this is hilarious! Very cute. Jim

Jan Allison

August 18, 2014 at 12:29 PM

Thanks Jim _ i have had such fun writing 3 lots of these poems today - guess they just appeal to my warped sense of humour lol Hugs Jan xxx

Tim Smith

August 18, 2014 at 11:43 AM

Love them Jan........mixed drink......don't think......hugs Tim

Jan Allison

August 18, 2014 at 11:45 AM

I want more days like this Tim I am feeling sooooo good but being a little norty LOL - posted 6 poems and having a real giggle - thank you my friend:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Judy Konos

August 18, 2014 at 11:06 AM

Who He?...... Dat be?...... KQQL

Jan Allison

August 18, 2014 at 11:09 AM

Oh Judy I am hooked and can't stop writing these little rhymes - the third lot I've posted today - thank you so much for bringing them to my attention - I'm addicted to writing them now! Hugs Jan xx