Dragon Offers To Teach Cat

Jealous cat is tired of the new guy getting all of the attention. She used to be an only pet, a fact I need to mention. Now there is this whimsical dragon, who flies through the air. The cat is tired to death of him already, wishes he was not there. Dragon is reading today, enjoying a story with all of his soul. He will not put the book down until he has read it all, whole. Jealous cat cannot read, and despises that he knows how to do it. “I can teach you,” he tells her, “As soon as you stop having a fit.”