Dr Suess, Ten Pounds On the Bottom

Inspired by- Ten Apples Up On top Ten pounds, ten pounds, on my bottom! Good grief, good grief!, How fast I got'em! I must, I must! Lose this weight! Or soon obesity will be my fate! One pound, one pound! I'll start real slow.. One pound gone, nine more to go! Two pounds, Two pounds! I'm on a roll! To look like Twiggy is my goal! Three pounds, Three pounds! Not so bad! But oh those doughnuts make me sad! Four pounds, four pounds! I can do it! This pound was tough, I almost blew it! Five pounds, five pounds, half way there! No more elevators, take the stair! Six pounds, six pounds! Its going slow! No more cookies? Another terrible blow! Seven pounds, And then big number eight! Beginning to think cucumbers are just great! Nine pounds , nine pounds ! Took forever! Not going through this again, Never, Never! Ten pounds lost at last! But not fair, not fair! Why doI still look like a giant pear!