Dr Mark's Six Week Plan
The first week of the diet
I must cut out these four things.
Three of them are fine by me
but its the fourth that stings.
Cut out cigarettes, it says.
Fine by me , I don't smoke
and absolutely no caffeine.
That better be a joke.
No more alcohol,
I can live with that
and say goodbye to sugar
'cause that's what made you fat.
Learn to read the labels,
decifer what they say.
If you can't pronounce it,
on the shelf it must stay.
If the ingredients listed
number more than five
it's a good bet it's bad for you
if you're planning to survive.
Fruits and veggies are my friends,
at least they better be
because for the next six long weeks
they're probably all I'll see.
This time I'm determined
to see it through to the end
but I just know occasionally
these rules ,I'm going to bend.
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