Double-O Heaven

James Bond still moonlights on the make
But found too many boobies fake
Spy C came along
And shrivelled his Dong*
She got hot dog but wanted steak 

*£1=30,541 VND
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Laurie Avatar
October 3, 2021 at 3:27 PM
Hello Rico ... back to playing on words Rico and well done - thanks Rico - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
October 3, 2021 at 5:03 PM
I wonder how many Dongs it takes for a girl to see the latest spoof?
Cunningham Avatar
September 29, 2021 at 12:10 PM
You don't always get what you want lol Tom
Leffanta Avatar
September 29, 2021 at 12:12 PM
especially for £1!!!!
Allison Avatar
September 29, 2021 at 11:11 AM
ha ha ha long as its prime hot sausage lol, love the clever title too lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Leffanta Avatar
September 29, 2021 at 12:02 PM
One long, prime, hot sausage coming up for you! Aloha! Rico
Boreham Avatar
September 29, 2021 at 11:07 AM
hehehehehee you naughty !
Leffanta Avatar
September 29, 2021 at 12:02 PM
i never thought you would notice . . . ..
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