Double Wonger:

According to ‘her’ that has To be obeyed The hairs on my chin Cannot be shaved She likes the look and Definitely the feel Of the soft little hairs now Part of the deal Closer inspection certainly Revealed more Two little whiskers popped out Of one pour A ‘Double Wonga’ she shouted With glee Then foraged around but Couldn’t find three Growing a Goatee was Risky for sure It’s a prickly business she Likes to endure But the stubbly look and Itchy sensation Were impossible to handle, in The beard revelation So in a moment of weakness And utter despair I reached for my razor, and shaved off This hair Looking back, I begin To wonder! Should I have done it sooner.....as I look 10 years younger Contest: ‘On any subject’ Dated 28.3.17