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Double Standards

Now this is a double standard
I lend her my shirt and don't squawk 
Later, I borrow just one dress
Then it is like "We need to talk"

Santa knows when you are asleep
And he knows when you are awake
But if I knew, that about you
My freedom would be at stake!

At the bar the double standard 
Shirtless men, get no drinks for free
Women with no shirts get free drinks
Oh........... I guess that's okay with me!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 1/7/2020 9:38:00 AM
LOLOL PAT YOU CRAZY MAN! Oh I'm dying over here lolol! Hope all is well with you Pat :)
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Pat Adams
Date: 1/8/2020 7:35:00 AM
Glad you liked it FJ! Thanks for commenting!.....pat
Date: 1/13/2018 11:50:00 AM
Your first stanza is hilarious!!
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Pat Adams
Date: 1/13/2018 3:38:00 PM
Thanks Dale!
Date: 1/12/2018 7:27:00 PM
ha ha ha love it Pat and the pic is hilarious!:-) hugs jan xx
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Pat Adams
Date: 1/12/2018 8:13:00 PM
Thanks Jan! I always appreciate your comments.

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