Double Standards

Now this is a double standard
I lend her my shirt and don't squawk 
Later, I borrow just one dress
Then it is like "We need to talk"

Santa knows when you are asleep
And he knows when you are awake
But if I knew, that about you
My freedom would be at stake!

At the bar the double standard 
Shirtless men, get no drinks for free
Women with no shirts get free drinks
Oh........... I guess that's okay with me!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Thomas Avatar
January 7, 2020 at 9:38 AM
LOLOL PAT YOU CRAZY MAN! Oh I'm dying over here lolol! Hope all is well with you Pat :)
Adams Avatar
January 8, 2020 at 7:35 AM
Glad you liked it FJ! Thanks for commenting!.....pat
Cozart Avatar
January 13, 2018 at 11:50 AM
Your first stanza is hilarious!!
Adams Avatar
January 13, 2018 at 3:38 PM
Thanks Dale!
Allison Avatar
January 12, 2018 at 7:27 PM
ha ha ha love it Pat and the pic is hilarious!:-) hugs jan xx
Adams Avatar
January 12, 2018 at 8:13 PM
Thanks Jan! I always appreciate your comments.
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