Double Standards

Now this is a double standard I lend her my shirt and don't squawk Later, I borrow just one dress Then it is like "We need to talk" Santa knows when you are asleep And he knows when you are awake But if I knew, that about you My freedom would be at stake! At the bar the double standard Shirtless men, get no drinks for free Women with no shirts get free drinks Oh........... I guess that's okay with me!