Doogie Cooks Not Cleans

Terry did not mind doing dishes until Doogie moved in He liked to cook and made messes that were up to her chin I never clean a pot or pan he said, bragging about it. After a while she stopped doing dishes and pitched a big fit. But he cooks! Her roommate Melanie said, and that’s great right? Terry rolled her eyes, and planned to move out; she did not like to fight. Within a week she was gone, she left the two bozos a little note. He snored horribly too, she told her mother “like an overgrown goat!”