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Don't Read this poem It's CRAP

Now here is a subject 
you may not want to discuss
But I.m going to do it anyway
even if it causes some form of fuss

I have seen some illustrations 
depicting how a perfect human poo should look
Is it long, does it float, is it crumby is it heavy
When it drops to the bottom of the toilet bowl, 
the dunny seat did it appreciate being shook 

Now here's an aspect of a poo 
that never seems much revealed
What's the colour what is normal
now here's a bit of information I'm about to yield

Now you may me regard me as a weirdo
a crazy kind of chap 
My poo it changes colour
every time I crap

When I eat some yummy paw paw 
the colour comes out yellow
Now relieved .  I've got some evidence
to prove I'm a most unusual type of fellow

When i eat some dragon fruit
I deposit stuff that's red
That confirms at least the day before
I was well and truly fed

The black chocolate sapotes, a magnificent type of fruit
consistency they never let me down
What I vision at the bottom of the toilet bowl
it's always the same dark chocolate brown

Let's talk about bananas, I eat em by the dozen
it's time now for inspection what an awesome sight 
The colour that's been deposited 
I'm  describing as off white

So don't take anything for granted
and never forget to check your poo
You may be quite amazed to find 
what was once inside of you

I have an innate desire 
to be remembered as the Rainbow Man
I check out all these other fruits 
surely there are some that will satisfy my plan

There's purple grapes 
nothing's happened there
No luck forthcoming either
from the greenage of a pear

The orange is much too juicy 
the colour goes straight through
What about some blueberry
to catch the blue I'd probably have to swallow glue

 Rainbow Man regretfully it cant be done
I'll have to stick with the monicker every one does know 
But I'd still like to discover 
a fruit with colour indigo

Now if you think that any verse 
is a figment of my imagination
Would you like a photo
I can provide some truthful verification

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