Don'T Go To L

I seek it here, seek it there I cannot find this L word anywhere L is the start of many words Some of which are never heard When going to kindy or at school Is it because L isn't cool Like Lancelot and Lalawithika (I don't think that names a sticker) Lalawithika, what a handle It does not hold a candle To other names like Milton Milton, who lived at the Hilton With his parents and brother, Mel Milton's first name began with L Perhaps L. Milton is too shy To let us into his secret why He does not use this letter, so We may never know Why Milton will not tell Milt's reply: LOL, Shirley. I'm glad I inspired you to write a poem. Okay, so I've never been called by my first name, even in childhood. My first name was the name of a rich old uncle who died and left me nothing.....what were my parents thinking? I've always been called "Milt" or "Hank" (in the military). Please feel free to call me "Milt" and resign yourself to never knowing what the L stands for. LOL My reply: So pleased the poem made you smile, Milt...Give my regards to your brother Mel. Thank goodness L will always remain unknown to me now. LOL... I wrote this in May last year.