Don't Feed the Seagulls
Seagulls can cover hundreds of square miles of ground.
For them, so much scavenged food can be found.
Despite their numbers steadily on the increase,
the amount of food they can find will never cease.
There is one thing about these birds I especially hate:
That is when they dive bomb on us and defecate.
They remind me of the zeros attacking Pearl Harbor, Hawaii.
I don't know about you, but I don't want them near me.
As for feeding seagulls, don't even bother to care.
That would be like putting Donald Trump on welfare!
Copyright © Robert Pettit | Year Posted 2021
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