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Don't Feed the Seagulls

Seagulls can cover hundreds of square miles of ground. For them, so much scavenged food can be found. Despite their numbers steadily on the increase, the amount of food they can find will never cease. There is one thing about these birds I especially hate: That is when they dive bomb on us and defecate. They remind me of the zeros attacking Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. I don't know about you, but I don't want them near me. As for feeding seagulls, don't even bother to care. That would be like putting Donald Trump on welfare!

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Date: 3/28/2021 4:18:00 PM
Hello Robert ... your poem is a fine reminder of a pest that invites itself to lunch with you and then sends out a message to all its family to join in - thank you Robert - Lindsay
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Date: 3/28/2021 11:27:00 AM
Well said! Seagull fishy poop should discourage everyone from lauding these marauders!
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