Don'T Do It Her Way Do It Right

It’s all wet… And warm… What shall I do next? She keeps rushing me Saying “Please, put it in” Now she’s frowning With a quivering chin Let me do it in me own time As I lubricate I plunge it in the wet hole Staying focused as I try to concentrate In out, in out, I find her hands on it too I stop and look at her With that look saying Don’t interfere She says you doing it all wrong These are the words no man wants to hear Especially from the woman they love The not so at the moment precious dear So I stop and think it a lovely day This summer I’ll leave the blocked drain To a qualified plumber.