Sidney Hall Mad Poet Poet Rhyme

Don'T Do It Her Way Do It Right

It’s all wet…
And warm…
What shall I do next?
She keeps rushing me
Saying “Please, put it in”
Now she’s frowning
With a quivering chin

Let me do it in me own time
As I lubricate
I plunge it in the wet hole
Staying focused as I try to concentrate

In out, in out, I find her hands on it too
I stop and look at her 
With that look saying
Don’t interfere

She says you doing it all wrong
These are the words no man wants to hear
Especially from the woman they love
The not so at the moment precious dear

So I stop and think it a lovely day
This summer
I’ll leave the blocked drain 
To a qualified plumber.

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Delysia Hendricks April 14, 2011 at 8:38 PM hahahaha You are sooooo funny. I especially liked your 'don't interfere look'. Well done, my friend. Licia

Doris Culverhouse April 10, 2011 at 5:54 PM haha....left me hanging again.... with stopped up pipes.