Don'T Do It Her Way Do It Right
It’s all wet…
And warm…
What shall I do next?
She keeps rushing me
Saying “Please, put it in”
Now she’s frowning
With a quivering chin
Let me do it in me own time
As I lubricate
I plunge it in the wet hole
Staying focused as I try to concentrate
In out, in out, I find her hands on it too
I stop and look at her
With that look saying
Don’t interfere
She says you doing it all wrong
These are the words no man wants to hear
Especially from the woman they love
The not so at the moment precious dear
So I stop and think it a lovely day
This summer
I’ll leave the blocked drain
To a qualified plumber.
Copyright © Sidney Hall Mad Poet | Year Posted 2011
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