Don't call me when you're driving

Don’t call me when you’re driving
Any text I sent can wait
Leave it ‘til you’re parked up
(Even if you’re running late)

You’re excused for not responding
You can break any other rule
Cause shenanigans and mayhem
Create havoc, it’s all cool

Pranks, arson, theft or lies
I’d forgive anything you do
You’re off the hook, no question
Just because you’re you

Get up to mischief all day long
I’ll forgive your sass, I swear
But don’t you call me when you’re driving.
I mean it. Don’t you dare.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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