Robert L. Hinshaw Poet Couplet

Don'T Blame the Cows

Ain't it rather ironic that "global warmists" got marooned in the ice!

Their Russian ship was held fer days as firm as a carpenter's vise!

A couple of other ships came to their rescue and also got stuck!

Sans the aid of the good ol' US of A, they'd a-been outta luck!

Egg-head perfessors keep sayin' that Antarctica is rapidly thawin'!

I ain't so sure 'bout that and I git mighty tired of their incessant jawin'!

Seems there's more ice than ever fer the hordes of penguins to savor.

Perhaps "warmists" could find more productive things to do, doing us all a favor!

Can't blame the big freeze on cows fer their emission of methane flatulation!

Wonder how Al Gore is gonna spin this awkward situation?

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Peggy Caulfield May 27, 2014 at 4:37 PM Excellent write. I enjoyed it very much. How are you?

Kayod5 Kayode February 4, 2014 at 10:08 AM What a funny one you got here Robert ! I really enjoy this. Great work. Kayod5.

Carol Eastman January 14, 2014 at 12:01 PM You go and tell it like it is! Loved it from beginning to end!

Nette Onclaud January 14, 2014 at 11:57 AM chuckles, bob.. polar vortes, global warming.. what's next.. al gore is in hiding at this moment... the mad cows and chickens are running after him... cool stuff!.. huggs

Richard Lamoureux January 11, 2014 at 10:43 AM Ha ha, most entertaining Robert.

Lucilla Carrillo January 10, 2014 at 5:22 PM As Always a good one. I will not blame the cows. Thanks for sharing..... ucilla

David Fisher January 8, 2014 at 6:41 AM Way to go, Bob. This is a good one, describing the story as it happened...these true stories are hilarious as they occur, without embellishment. Al Gore can be the punch line to all of them.

Anne-Lise Andresen January 8, 2014 at 4:31 AM - Love your thinking here Bob - Let the cows be left in peace .... - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

Russell Sivey January 7, 2014 at 10:17 PM This is humorous! I too wonder about the global warming...we just had record lows for a couple of days! It was -12 degrees F! Wow, now that is cold, not as cold as some of the world, but too cold for me! I stayed inside the whole time! Even now it's 7 degrees! And they are calling for global warming? Maybe they are saying this because it is warming up to 46 degrees this weekend and maybe it was supposed to stay in the 20's? Anyway this is a fabulous poem my friend! You have done Excellent Work!!