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Don'T Blame Me, I Voted For Donald Duck

1. there's a time for bacon
    and a time for eggs
    I didn't know the Pope
    shaves his legs

2. there's a time for hippies
    and a time for cops
    did you know Nazis
    are eating our crops?

3. there's a time for day
    and a time for night
    eat a double bacon cheeseburger
    dropped from a great height

4. there's a time for this
    and a time for that
    I didn't know surfing
    would make me fat

5. there's a time for sickness
    and a time for health
    getting likes on Facebook
    increases my wealth

6. there's a time for life
    and a time for death
    just so long as we
    eliminate bad breath

7. there's a time for moon
    and a time for sun
    I drink Donald Duck orange juice
    when the day is done

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