Johnny Sumler Poet Rhyme

Do Not Laugh

She puts her bottom on my back
Brushing my hair, rubbing my neck
I kick her male friend in the crack
With ill force
And no remorse

In tears she leaves me running fast
I chase her to the ground; she laughs
I kiss her, my mouth full of grass
But of course...
I'm just a horse

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7-13-11

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Elizabeth Wesley July 18, 2011 at 5:28 PM A great verse Johnny, reminds me of my horse.

Andrea Dietrich July 15, 2011 at 9:20 PM hey, I am surprised this did not win. I just read all the poems of that contest winners list and this is REALLY good, Johnny.

Don Johnson July 14, 2011 at 3:46 PM yes very good diversion of horse perversion, love it. Don

Linda-Marie Sweetheart July 14, 2011 at 9:25 AM haha..oh Johnny ..this is too fantastic luv.. never guessed it would be a horse at all.. but a crazy romantic romp of two ..oh.. my bad... good luck in the contest luv..

Doris Culverhouse July 13, 2011 at 8:51 PM enjoyed reading ...funny!

Zzzzz Zzzzz July 13, 2011 at 1:31 PM A fun write. I didn't see the horse until the last line!

Carol Sunshine Brown July 13, 2011 at 11:13 AM Enjoyed reading your poetry today Johnny. Thank you for sharing and I will be back again soon to read more of your writing. Love, Carol

Judy Ball July 13, 2011 at 11:08 AM I do love this because I have a horse I raised from a baby and he thinks I'm his mama. Great stuff. God Bless, JB