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She puts her bottom on my back Brushing my hair, rubbing my neck I kick her male friend in the crack With ill force And no remorse In tears she leaves me running fast I chase her to the ground; she laughs I kiss her, my mouth full of grass But of course... I'm just a horse Any Funny Poem 7-13-11

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Date: 7/18/2011 5:28:00 PM
A great verse Johnny, reminds me of my horse.
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Date: 7/15/2011 9:20:00 PM
hey, I am surprised this did not win. I just read all the poems of that contest winners list and this is REALLY good, Johnny.
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Date: 7/14/2011 3:46:00 PM
yes very good diversion of horse perversion, love it. Don
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Date: 7/14/2011 9:25:00 AM
haha..oh Johnny ..this is too fantastic luv.. never guessed it would be a horse at all.. but a crazy romantic romp of two ..oh.. my bad... good luck in the contest luv..
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Date: 7/13/2011 8:51:00 PM
enjoyed reading ...funny!
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Date: 7/13/2011 1:31:00 PM
A fun write. I didn't see the horse until the last line!
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Date: 7/13/2011 11:13:00 AM
Enjoyed reading your poetry today Johnny. Thank you for sharing and I will be back again soon to read more of your writing. Love, Carol
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Date: 7/13/2011 11:08:00 AM
I do love this because I have a horse I raised from a baby and he thinks I'm his mama. Great stuff. God Bless, JB
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