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See who I ‘am? Don’t you even know who I ‘am? Don’t fake like you don’t know me, you’ve seen me Before…I’m sure you have. The sisters all be hating on a fine sister like me, because I got it going on… Yeah, I’m the one that all the brothers want to get with in town and those who haven’t wish that I could be their Boo or Lil Ma. Let them dream on, I’m too much woman for just one alone. You know you want me to be yours? All the brothers be wanting to buying me the finest black pearls, diamonds and lynx furs…just to get to know my name or get them digits from me. You feel me? You be faking like you don’t see me when you be walking with your little anorexic wife, but I see you sneaking a peeking out the side of your eyes at all this lushes big booty thing as I pass you by. I know you want me? I might just let you get with me, once I finish this last flight of stairs and get my inhaler out of my pocketbook and check my blood pressure and finish this last piece of KFC chicken. Yeah, even my horny young doctor wants to jump on these big bones, he says…”Ms. Johnson you need to get your weight under control or you’re going to die.” that’s just his little secrete way for saying I’m staring at your big full bosoms and I’m just dying to bury my face between them later on tonight. Yeah, he be begging for a shot at the big show… you all know you want me? I hear yall when yall giggling and snickering behind my back as I pass yall by, be trying to get my attention. You all know I’m way too busy to be bothered with all you haters and all these men who want to be my lover and stuff. Honey… I’m in a hurry I have to get my bus stop, so I can catch my next bus.