Disappointment At the Shoe Store

I go knowing exactly what I want I am particular in my liking Shoes must be comfortable to wear For both dancing and for hiking I know they say they flatter But stilettos are not my fave Let’s be honest, they hurt like hell They’re only for the brave Fiddly buckles, wispy straps Both of these are just annoying Bending down at my advancing age Is something that I try avoiding And I bet if you find a shoe that fits They’ll cost a million dollars Shoe shopping is no fun at all - It’s such a bunch of cobblers