Dirty Dice Game

We're playing a gift exchange and playing it twice Going to find out who’s naughty or nice” Santa once could arbitrarily decide Who to praise and who to deride But tonight dirty dice gift grabs Let see who will have the most dabs We won’t be able tell at a glance Choose well or consider the circumstance Nothing is classified as right or wrong There’s no need to sing an old xmas song Once the naughty were as guilty as can be Now they are merely victims of this xmas party Dirty Dice is not fair Just Roll them, they don’t care It’s not about Naughty It’s not about Nice It’s just about rolling the same number twice. Where it gets crazy is in the second half - then we see who gets dirty. Listen and follow the rules And see who ends up with all the jewels. That were kept hidden for many years A stocking full of coal no one need fear. For this game will bring joy and cheers. Let the game begin ---- and let not forget the beers.