Ding Dong Ditch - Darren's Muse Is Being A

The chimes are ringing in the hall
I can't really make sense of it all

At the front door I roll to check
Nobody there, oh what the heck

Look under my pillow, sheets, and duvet
Arg...I don't have any time to play

Under the bed I'll take a peek
Crap, now there's pizza sauce on my cheek

Out the window there's a green limousine
One that before, I have never seen

Tinted glass and doors shut tight
As I approach, it peels our of sight

Oh musie climb back in my head
I've got so much that needs to be said

Musie my musie you presence is missed
I've got poems to write, please don't resist

Oh musie don't be a little witch
Climb back in and turn on my switch

Ding dong the bells echo all around
but nowhere can my lady be found
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Marie Avatar
February 22, 2017 at 11:55 AM
Splendid! What a funny and creative poem Tim :-) Muses are finicky and you really gave it a playfulness that has me smiling:-) thanks for that, what a fun read :-) blessings, lynn
Turner Avatar
January 30, 2017 at 3:57 PM
Darren's muse has taken a powder, somewhere eating clam chowder, it will come back, after it's snack, belching and farting much louder
Smith Avatar
January 30, 2017 at 4:03 PM
I'm sure...lol
Allison Avatar
January 30, 2017 at 2:30 PM
ha ha ha I think my muse has eloped with Darren's too :-) sure made me smile Tim:-) hugs jan xx
Smith Avatar
January 30, 2017 at 2:35 PM
haha...hope it's a brief honeymoon
Andresen Avatar
January 30, 2017 at 1:31 PM
- You are an encouraging friend to all of us, Tim - Thank you for being here :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
White Avatar
January 31, 2017 at 12:55 PM
I agree, Anne-Lise :)
Smith Avatar
January 30, 2017 at 2:34 PM
You are most welcome...we all need helpful rays of sunshine.
Green Avatar
January 30, 2017 at 12:55 PM
This was great Tim, I especially love the pizza sauce line. I read that Darren's muse was playing hide and seek, I hope she returns soon.
Smith Avatar
January 30, 2017 at 1:07 PM
Thanks Chris...I'm sure his talented pen will be singing soon.
Chircop Avatar
January 30, 2017 at 12:39 PM
Lol..You are very funny..Very entertaining Timothu..I wonder what Darren's muse did now...Lol. :)Guess it stopped playing :)
White Avatar
January 30, 2017 at 1:01 PM
That pool boy, I wonder how he is doing.....
Smith Avatar
January 30, 2017 at 12:44 PM
Lol...it is probably flirting with the pool boy : )
White Avatar
January 30, 2017 at 12:27 PM
AHAHAHAA That cracked me up big time Tim :D Thanks for making me laugh so hard. This is brilliant! The green car has gone now. My muse is still A, but Im trying to get it B
Smith Avatar
January 30, 2017 at 12:31 PM
Lol...happy to bring some smiles.
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