Digital Detox

Check your cell phone at the door And welcome to the bash. No technology allowed, So ditch your secret stash. Cut yourself off from your friends And give your thumbs a break. We have experts who can help – Withdrawal’s hard to take. There are fun activities To keep you occupied. Make a bracelet out of hemp – Materials supplied. Play some ping pong – shoot some pool; There’s a foosball table. Watch some old-time TV shows From years preceding cable. Test your typing skills – clack clack; The paper’s on a roller! Note the errors you can make When you are the controller. Everyone’s invited – See if you can pass the test, A night to disconnect And give those mobile phones a rest. These parties really do exist – Restraint is in one’s power; But most of the participants Don’t even last an hour!