Diagnosis: Tsl

My thoughts are being shredded and tossed my mind seems missing and lost or maybe frozen and needs to defrost or power has been switched to OFF or like that one forgotten sock the matching one long lost it's curiously just---gone but where ? I am certainly losing my mind I feel I'm running out of time I look back and far behind to see if it's fallen on the floor or somehow got stuck under the door but nope, it's not there, thank God but where ? Medical help I sadly sought to find missing mind and thoughts no testing is needed, no cost says lost mind and thoughts boss it's rampant right now-- " TSL " TEMPORARY SIGNAL LOSS TSL--What the hell !!! No one in my family ever had it No, says boss, a new diagnosis really going around, but not contagious what should I do, will any pills help what to eat, do I need more sleep the prescription is simple and easy keep your equipment cleaned completely the excess load causes mind disruption keep your wires and cords untangled so thoughts don't get cracked and jangled just be patient, power will be restored and temporary disruption in service will be no more However, if the symptoms do come back just check your connections and clean off the TSL crap !!!!!! SERVICE RESTORED AGAIN THERE I AM !!! POWER BACK ON