Desperately Seeking

She seeks Mr. Right Someone who’s simply awesome A strong, intelligent man Tall dark and handsome A King or a Prince Healthy wealthy and wise A good conversationalist With come to bed eyes Generous to a fault Patient and kind Devotedly attentive And domestically inclined A constant companion A lover and a friend A man of substance On whom she can depend But if a man seeks a woman Then a deaf-mute, with no sense of smell, Large breasted nymphomaniac Contortionist would suit well