Designer Victimimization

Sporting my victimization After carefully shopping around I select a tasty flavor And I wear it with a frown The hollowness assuages Quantum power drains from me I love being a victim And wallowing in my misery I get to avoid thinking As I play the "poor me" game And I get to be as powerless As someone living life to blame Terrorists or the Devil Even God doesn't like me It's written there in Genesis He's sorry he created humanity It's all those Liberals fault Or the Conservatives to blame Or they don't like my skin color Or the government wants to take me away If I could just make it to Heaven That's when my misery will end I'll be God's favorite victim And never have a think again [I've played most of those roles at one time or another during my life, so I get to make fun of it now]