Der Trumpenfuehrer

Der TrumpenFuehrer! Der TrumpenFuehrer! All hail to our glorious TrumpenFuehrer! To the USA’s newly-crowned royalty We pledge our complete abject loyalty, To the great man of history, our Dear TrumpenLeader! To Der TrumpenFuehrer, Der TrumpenFuehrer! The truth is whatever he tweets today, No matter the truth tweeted yesterday. Say goodbye to our so-called democracy While we welcome the coming kleptocracy Of Der TrumpenFuehrer, Der TrumpenFuehrer, Who’s really real smart and knowns all the best words! His thugs will corral all the liberals in herds And send them away to some faraway lands Where they'll never make fun of the real tiny hands Of Der TrumpenFuehrer! Der TrumpenFuehrer! He’ll solve all our problems and ease all our pain And if he doesn’t, Obama’s to blame! He’ll slash all the taxes of those rich enough To buy private islands and mansions and stuff From Der TrumpenFuehrer, Der TrumpenFuehrer! He watches the Fake News all the day long And gets real upset when it says he done wrong. He fondles the maps of where his voters abide, For his glorious victory gives such great pride To Der Trumpenfuehrer, Der TrumpenFuehrer! The newspeople say that he’s weird and insane, Corrupt and a fool and just inhumane. But we care not a bit and repeat the refrain: Seig Heil, Seig Heil to Der TrumpenFuehrer!!