Dept of Tourism

Please take a vacation to our neck of the woods. Perhaps you’ll move here and lose your worldy goods. The tsunami like waves over your body will wash. Likely to submerge a carcass after drowning. Oh gosh! The solar eclipse makes for one dark and ominous day. Historically made people get on their knees and pray. The lava flow will turn your body into a cinder. Whatever’s in its’ way burns like a match and tinder. So if you’re ever thinking of pushing God’s raith. A visit here will most likely test inherent “BLIND FAITH.” *FOR BLIND FAITH CONTEST