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Dental Dream

Dental Dream After death, to whom will I want to bequeath Each and everyone of my beautiful teeth And after I just have completed a phone in Someone said to store them in the Smithsonian. Had another great idea when I got out of bed How about showing in dentist office instead While they will be all shiny and glimmery And can thank me for having the memory. Constantly considered and then contemplated With all of me want them to be incinerated And every time when you have a dental dream An alligator was wearing mine floating downstream. Do they actually have thorns in a dental crown, And when you scream they have surround sound For more words looked like I was at a complete loss When my dentist was angry and became cross. So if I were to smile while sticking out my tongue Would I have to be one of those who are among Some of the dastardly dental chosen few Who now have teeth which look brand new. James Thomas Horn Retired Veteran

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Date: 2/1/2015 2:50:00 PM
LOVE THIS WIN..SKAT
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Date: 1/29/2015 4:19:00 PM
so funny James congrats on win hugs
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James Horn
Date: 1/29/2015 4:45:00 PM
I am so overcome by all of the positive responses to my poem. Thank you so very much. Jim Horn
Date: 1/29/2015 1:44:00 PM
Many congrats Jim:-) Hugs Jan x
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James Horn
Date: 1/29/2015 4:43:00 PM
Thanks to all of my fine friends who are poets in Poetry Soup. You all have been a true inspiration. Jim Horn
Date: 1/29/2015 1:07:00 PM
Congratulations on your win, James. A 7 Hugs eve
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Eve Roper
Date: 1/29/2015 1:37:00 PM
Click on Contest, Click on Poetry Contest winners, and it will take you to the page of winners
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James Horn
Date: 1/29/2015 1:14:00 PM
Never knew I won. How do I find that out. Jim Horn
Date: 1/28/2015 11:23:00 PM
Congrats on win in "Humor Contest" Janes. God bless. Love
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James Horn
Date: 1/29/2015 8:28:00 AM
Thanks. Glad you told me. I never knew. James Thomas Horn

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