Deep Freeze and Did Cut Down My Trees

While I did dream about a deep freeze, Someone came and cut down my trees; Full of much moss, Did become a cross; An atrocious act and new priest agrees. Remember inlet that they call Rudy; Big and long and had been a beauty, To my surprise; So many flies; When on dogs did do all of their duty. Had been horrible and could hardly bare it; Had new priest in pulpit who was a parrot; Started sneezing; Perfectly pleasing; He can gave sermons while eating a carrot. Can you imagine a parrot eating a carrot. Was trying to improve his eyesight so he can have better look at church members. Jim Horn