James Horn Poet Limerick

Deep Freeze and Did Cut Down My Trees

While I did dream about a deep freeze,
Someone came and cut down my trees;
Full of much moss,
Did become a cross;
An atrocious act and new priest agrees.

Remember inlet that they call Rudy;
Big and long and had been a beauty,
To my surprise;
So many flies;
When on dogs did do all of their duty.

Had been horrible and could hardly bare it;
Had new priest in pulpit who was a parrot;
Started sneezing;
Perfectly pleasing;
He can gave sermons while eating a carrot.

Can you imagine a parrot eating a carrot.
Was trying to improve his eyesight so he
can have better look at church members.

Jim Horn

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M. L. Kiser January 21, 2019 at 9:00 AM I have honestly never met a parrot priest but, I've no doubt he was colorful. James Horn January 25, 2019 at 1:45 PM How in the world did you become addicted to my poems which was predicted that by someone had been evicted.