December 2021
Well now, isn’t that just dandy?!
Isn’t this some fun?!
Another Christmas cancelled.
Another party undone.
I’m double vaxed and boosted.
Short on TP, but not of stress.
I stay masked and mostly distant,
Amidst a supply chain mess.
I’m stocked up on beer, wine, and whiskey.
My cupboards are filled with canned food.
I’m blessed with enough marijuana
To keep up a good attitude.
My attention’s too skittish for Netflix.
I'm binge-watching YouTube instead.
I like the ones on power tools, and music.
My taste in p*rn is better left unsaid.
I visit Twitter, Facebook, and TikTok,
Snapchat, LinkedIn, and Zoom.
I greet strangers in the metaverse
From the depths of my living room.
I’ve done hundreds of crossword puzzles.
Built many scale model planes.
I can take a day and kill it,
Then neatly inter the remains.
And when there’s nothing, absolutely nothing left to do,
I go back to the second day of first grade
With eight Crayola crayons in a little cardboard box.
Every color matters when there’s artwork to be made.
Copyright © Michael Kalavik | Year Posted 2021
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