Death By 5 In the Kitchen, the Other Murder

Death by 5 In The Kitchen, The Other Murder

My wife must hate cow...
because she cannot avoid insulting it.

A choice fillet I did purchase.
Served medium rare would be perfect.

But, as for her, I can scarcely concur.
She must absolutely, positively... burn it.

Poor cow.

by, Martin Braun
July 28, 2023
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Rodrigues Avatar
July 28, 2023 at 6:46 PM
Really funny! Love the end - poor cow!
Braun Avatar
July 28, 2023 at 7:43 PM
LOL... thank you. ;)
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