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Dear Santa

I know that you are busy wrapping up each gift and prepping up the reindeer for a North Pole lift but as your gear, please don't forget my house I'll be waiting by the chimney quiet as a mouse Life has not been easy since I lost my career the fridge is empty and the rent is in arrear I'm down to my last penny Gina left me too my nose is pepperoni and I even got the flu I know that you can't make me rich or poor but gummies make me smile so I implore bring me anything that fits into my sink I finally gone caput, or so I told my shrink I know that you are busy but here goes my gist I got all of it on paper, then plump forgot my list I'll be waiting by the chimney ,Santa dear with some milk and beer for Christmas cheer . Dec. 4, 2019

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/17/2019 9:18:00 PM

G'day Pixie … After all the bad luck, good old Santa will cheer you up, especially if he gets a whiff of the beer - thanks Pixie - Lindsay

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 12/9/2019 3:43:00 PM

I like your tongue-in-cheek take on the contest, especially the line about the pepperoni nose and and waiting with milk and beer!

M. L. Kiser

Date: 12/4/2019 6:03:00 PM

Oh that's cute; well penned.

Rico Leffanta

Date: 12/4/2019 4:05:00 PM

Ashes to ashes, but Pixie Dust to soot? Naw! Cheer up, tomorrow is another day! Aloha! Rico

Vijay Pandit

Date: 12/4/2019 2:45:00 PM

Modern day Santa loves beer--perhaps he always did. Enjoyed your dialogue with Santa--what you say here is true for many. Enjoyed the fun read. All the best, Pixie.