Dear Santa

I know that you are busy wrapping up each gift 
and prepping up the reindeer for a North Pole lift
but as your gear, please don't forget my house 
I'll be waiting by the chimney quiet as a mouse 

Life has not been easy  since I lost my career 
the fridge is empty and  the rent is in arrear 
I'm down to my last penny Gina left me too 
my nose is pepperoni and I even got the flu 

I know that you can't make me rich or poor
but gummies make me smile so I implore   
bring me anything that fits into my sink
I finally gone caput, or so I told my shrink  

I know that you are busy but here goes my gist 
I got all of it on paper, then plump forgot my list 
I'll be waiting by the chimney ,Santa dear 
with some milk and beer for Christmas cheer . 
Dec. 4, 2019
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Laurie Avatar
December 17, 2019 at 9:18 PM
G'day Pixie … After all the bad luck, good old Santa will cheer you up, especially if he gets a whiff of the beer - thanks Pixie - Lindsay
Faulkner Avatar
December 9, 2019 at 3:43 PM
I like your tongue-in-cheek take on the contest, especially the line about the pepperoni nose and and waiting with milk and beer!
Kiser Avatar
December 4, 2019 at 6:03 PM
Oh that's cute; well penned.
Leffanta Avatar
December 4, 2019 at 4:05 PM
Ashes to ashes, but Pixie Dust to soot? Naw! Cheer up, tomorrow is another day! Aloha! Rico
Pandit Avatar
December 4, 2019 at 2:45 PM
Modern day Santa loves beer--perhaps he always did. Enjoyed your dialogue with Santa--what you say here is true for many. Enjoyed the fun read. All the best, Pixie.
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