Dear Kathy Griffin

Dear Kathy Griffin, I love you I do But you're the only one That did this to you You can hem and you can haw Place blame on them all But your foot in your mouth Is the cause of your fall That flaming red hair Along with the face of blue And those crocodile tears That you keep letting loose Are turning us off More than you ever thought You might want to try and sell This farm you have bought You say womanhood is your victim Of that I have doubts And do you really kiss your mother With that filthy mouth A word of advice To the not so glamorous wise And that ain't no lie Quit blaming the old white guy One day this may blow over And you'll count your lucky stars But not before this galaxy Does its best to forget who you are Sincerely, Mike P.S. I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself...