Dear Jane Austen

Salutations from a girl who is sometimes in love, a girl who's been convinced her special man should fit her hand like a glove. I am grateful for your stories of love amiss - of young, sassy women & their tales of a long-awaited kiss. Though I appreciate your novels, subtle insults, poems, & a well-put quote - I must say, I often long that a special man on me should dote. Write me a story, o dear, lovely artist, may my true love appear soon - I suppose he is just traveling his farthest.