Dear Jane

Dear Jane, I write this letter ‘cause I’m not in love with you. I’ve also been unfaithful as I’ve had your mother too. I really sad it happened but I cannot change the past, but my tears are now forgotten as I know I’m free at last. If you are now unhappy take some comfort in your pain by the memory of our meeting and our trips down lover’s lane. Where in me you found perfection and the lessons you did learn that will help you get another,……..your libido may return. If your mum should ever leave you would you please drop me a line. You could live on with your father and I know you’ll both be fine. For your mum had more about her and my every need she fed and also I’d remember you each time we went to bed! John