Dear Frend

Dear Frend, I has to tell yahs, I am think’n of yah in the worst way No wait. That ain’t it. I …. just a second. The neighbor’s dog is bark’n and I have to throw something. Okay, I am back. I have thawt bout call’n yah’all for a long time now maybe a couple of years But what if you are dead? I am not being rude. I am just. Gosh dang it! Just a second! I have to see what that neighbor is doing. Be right back. Okay, I am settled down with my fizzy drink now. Do you remember me? I am the girl you met on an airplane a few years back. The one who climbed over the aisle and hit the person behind us with her purse. You said to call if I ever got to town. I plan to be in San Diego next week. Can I stay at your house? Please let me know as soon as you can. I had texted you, but you must not have seen it. Sincerely, Your pal Gladys PS I think it was summer of twenty-twenty