Dear Carnsworth I Want Us To Be Us

Dear Carnsworth, I have been dreaming that we will become an “us” since the first day of school. You are friendly, and funny, and handsome, and you simply make me drool. We need a date to give this wonderful possibility a long, sweet chance. I know that you like kicking a football, soccer, and you really love to dance. The Twist, Train, Slide, and Macarena are all moves that I already know. I am quick. If you teach me some other moves, I will not dance on your toe. Two months, since Shelly broke your heart, I have wanted to make a move. My feeling we would be great together is why I am being so incredibly smooth. Be at Cartelli’s Restaurant at 6:30 this Thursday night so I can reveal myself. I was told by a girlfriend that you still believe in the jolly green Christmas elf. Leave your friends at home or I will sneak away, and you will not get a reveal. I guarantee we will have fun, and I will pay, so you receive a nice free meal. Yes, I am paying this time, my dear so do not worry your dendrites gray. I am confident this will be one of many days we will enjoy in every kind of way. Your sis knows me but is sworn to secrecy, as I want to surprise you on Friday. When you arrive, let them bring you to the party of fun-loving "Hidden May". If you are the man I see sublime, you will be there, and promptly on time. Five months I have had this crush for I see you as the future man of mine. Written Jan 9, 2019 Contest: School Time Crush Sponsor: Faraz Ajmal