Dear America

Dear America, We're doing fine without you up here. We're relaxing, drinking our superior beer. We're vacationing in our beautiful backyard. Life without you really isn't that hard. We're following the latest international trends by looking elsewhere to make new friends. Our economy's outpacing the entire G7 and our trade surplus is way ahead of break-even. So, feel free to inform your president moron, there's no hard feelings - we've just moved on. Sincerely, Canada