Day I Lit My Fart On Fire

Day I Lit My Fart On Fire it was a cold bitter chill through the air darkened corridors, I was hunched over and decided to do the deed I took my lighter to the edge of my Ass holding my hand to it for something to grasp lit the base of my bottom & let it rip baby Suddenly a volcanic eruption overflowed its every where then I shed a single tear to help numb the inner pain the onlookers my friends must have thought I was insane yet I was merely trying to prove a point you can light anything on fire as it burns with thought or desire news spread abroad all over town they must have thought I was some clown yet I am a true man after all for this was heaven sent a direct revelation my call