Dating Faker
My Face is Ace
And my Body is Lean
I think I am Funny
I Love my Mummy
I have my own Money
Shoes and Clothes
My Car is Green
And my house is clean
I still have some of my own Teeth
And I can boil a mean Egg
And hang washing on a Peg
But when it comes to Dating sites
Try as I might
Not a single taker
For this Love Maker
Maybe I shouldn't Faker
When the Heart is at Staker
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