Dating

So many women and so little time
All will be mine
They’re ready for me now
After much consideration
After years of complication
The truth is finally told
Hopefully sold
Females that aren’t cold 
Like Eskimos in June
They all swoon 
To the poetic
The one who speaks their language 
And listens to what they say
Each different but all the same
Same makeup 
Same parts
{Explanation}
Hippie girls like one night stands
Waitresses fall for about a year
Bartenders too smart for their own good 
Party girls never remember
Professionals are always taken
Lesbians out of reach
High school girls don’t have a clue
College girls think they do
Desperate girls will do anything
Scholars forgot how to have fun
Pretty faces are usually spoiled 
And daddy’s girls are my favorite
Copyright © | Year Posted 2005

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