Dancing Fun

There was an old woman Who danced with a broom She did a little curtsey Then flew around the room. She bowed to the postman As he walked up to the door He gave a little wink And they danced across the floor. The postman could see That she was having fun He took her outside And they danced in the sun. The boss came along And had a look of dismay He said to the postman, "You just lost your pay today." The old woman gave a look Which made the boss smile She took his hand in hers And they danced for a mile. The boss finally had to say, "Will you marry me? I haven't had so much fun In all my history."