Daemon Sitter

Sitter of the wee,
titan tamer of babies...
let them scream, cry, and drool
I cannot be uncool-ed.

Tick-tock the hours by and by,
as terror this child may try...
armed with diapers and wipes
we learn potty 101.

Pee in the tub,
poo he smears and rubs...
on the floor; in the trash,
count to 10 think of the cash.

Give me, I want, now, no,
how they demand so...
tantrum if I do not comply
deep breaths I shall not cry!

Flinging pea's, splashing potatoe's,
like a mashed tornado...
almost time to go to bed
at least that's what the mother said.

Sweet silent relief,
rest so very brief...
oh the daemon wails
away I go to re-sing him tales.

Jingle jangle of keys,
I jump and prance with glee...
parents return finally
away quickly I flee.

Never again shall I brag,
of taming the wee devil...
as I shrink back in vain
when I hear his wee baby name.

3/4/14

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 3/15/2014 10:26:00 AM
Amanda... .. Congratulations with your awesome win...~SKAT~
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Amanda Reslink
Date: 3/20/2014 1:20:00 PM
Thank you!
Date: 3/14/2014 1:16:00 PM
Ahh!! Great quality poetry!! Way to go with this win..Congrats..Sara
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Amanda Reslink
Date: 3/20/2014 1:19:00 PM
Thank you very much! Glad you enjoyed it!
Date: 3/10/2014 3:37:00 PM
Babysitting hell! Congratulations!
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Amanda Reslink
Date: 3/20/2014 1:19:00 PM
thank you! glad you enjoyed it!
Date: 3/9/2014 11:18:00 PM
Brilliant write on the Angel of the Odd. Congrats on a fine win, amanda
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Amanda Reslink
Date: 3/20/2014 1:18:00 PM
Thank you very much!
Date: 3/9/2014 4:56:00 PM
lol, Amanda, that is indeed the job from daemon land, congratulations on your win
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Amanda Reslink
Date: 3/20/2014 1:18:00 PM
thank you! glad you enjoyed my lil bud was my inspiration, ode to the terrible 2's :)
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