Daemon Sitter

Sitter of the wee, titan tamer of babies... let them scream, cry, and drool I cannot be uncool-ed. Tick-tock the hours by and by, as terror this child may try... armed with diapers and wipes we learn potty 101. Pee in the tub, poo he smears and rubs... on the floor; in the trash, count to 10 think of the cash. Give me, I want, now, no, how they demand so... tantrum if I do not comply deep breaths I shall not cry! Flinging pea's, splashing potatoe's, like a mashed tornado... almost time to go to bed at least that's what the mother said. Sweet silent relief, rest so very brief... oh the daemon wails away I go to re-sing him tales. Jingle jangle of keys, I jump and prance with glee... parents return finally away quickly I flee. Never again shall I brag, of taming the wee devil... as I shrink back in vain when I hear his wee baby name. 3/4/14